Proffesional fangirl. Fluent in crying and spending too much time reading and tumbling. *WARNING* CAN AND WILL BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND DANCE!

I know this may not make any sense, but thank you for always being there for me-
- Alex Bailey

Oakley, Tyler. "... Ignorance may be bliss, but using knowledge to empower yourself to change the world is euphoric.." 2 Mar 14. Tyler Oakley, Twitter. .

Mellet, Troye. ":)." 8 Mar 2014. Troye Sivan, Twitter. .

Cher. "Out of their BASIC HUMAN RUGHTS ! PPL DESERVE RESPECT Food a Decent Jobs & Food ! Tbag dont Seem To care." 13 Mar 2014. Cher, Twitter. .

Franta, Connor. ""I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball." 1 Mar 2014. Connor Franta, Twitter. .



My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”


if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.





Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.


The look on her face.

"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."




I never understood this. Sam, you KNOW Dean ALWAYS does scissors. Why did you do paper??? 

I know this!!!! It’s because this is the episode where Balthazar unsunk the titanic so lots of things changed, including for some reason the boys’ RPS habits. This was one of the things early on in the episode that was supposed to indicate to the audience that something was not right. 

*whispers* oh my god…..Why didn’t I realize that?! You’re so right.

(Source: deansams)



googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”



googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”


you sassy fuck you you know what that turn of phrase means you responded to it correctly like 2 years ago

makin’ jokes and shit *nudges cheek with knuckle* proud of you

(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)