Proffesional fangirl. Fluent in crying and spending too much time reading and tumbling. *WARNING* CAN AND WILL BREAK OUT INTO SONG AND DANCE!
I know this may not make any sense, but thank you for always being there for me-
- Alex Bailey
Oakley, Tyler. "... Ignorance may be bliss, but using knowledge to empower yourself to change the world is euphoric.." 2 Mar 14. Tyler Oakley, Twitter.
Mellet, Troye. ":)." 8 Mar 2014. Troye Sivan, Twitter.
Cher. "Out of their BASIC HUMAN RUGHTS ! PPL DESERVE RESPECT Food a Decent Jobs & Food ! Tbag dont Seem To care." 13 Mar 2014. Cher, Twitter.
Franta, Connor. ""I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball." 1 Mar 2014. Connor Franta, Twitter.
Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:
"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"
"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"
"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"
"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."
"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"
- "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
- "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
I’m totally this guy
I am this friend as well
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
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Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me: It's different when I do it.